When Lynn Cooper began telling people she planned to open a repair
and detailing business — for strollers — she quickly learned to brace
for the response. “People are going to pay you to clean their
strollers?” was the typical retort.
Hey, if you spent over $1,000 on a piece of baby gear, you’d want its wheels polished too.
“It’s like the status of having a nice car,” said Cooper, owner of the 11-month-old
Stroller Spa Boston
, and co-owner of a Rhode Island location, which, for the record,
charges $125 to de-gunk a double jogger, and $100 to repair the frame on
a Bugaboo. She’s booking weeks out.
Stroller madness has gripped a certain subset of the country since at
least August 2002, when Cynthia Nixon’s character strolled baby Brady
in a Bugaboo on “Sex and the City.” But with Prince William and
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, expecting their baby this month (it had
not arrived as this story went to print), and unconfirmed rumors of her
spending as much as $1,800 on a light blue Bugaboo, the focus on baby
rides is poised to hit new highs.
In May, even the normally sober Consumer Reports weighed in.
“Consumer Reports hasn’t tested the royal stroller,” it reported, “but
its brandmate, the Bugaboo Bee, was a solid although not stellar
performer in our tests.”
Performance? Who cares about that? It’s true that to a parent, buyers
insist they care about function, not about owning a “statement
stroller.” And the high-end stroller makers say materials such as
airplane-grade aluminum, quality tire rubber, sunshades with SPF 50 sun
protection, shock absorbers, and
advanced engineering drive up the prices.
The co-owner of
Magic Beans
, a local toy store chain, describes the stroller’s crucial role in a
new parent’s life in such vivid terms one wonders they aren’t even
pricier: “It’s your ticket to get out of the house when you have a new
baby,” said Sheri Gurock, whose stores sell the $1,630 Orbit Baby double
stroller (infant car seats included), among other strollers.
But in a celebrity-, designer-, and baby-obsessed world, being seen
behind the handle of the right stroller sends a message traditionally
telegraphed by such icons of excess as Manolo Blahniks in the footwear
realm.
“You can spend $1,200 on a baby
cashmere sweater and then the baby spits up all over it,” said Eve Vawter, an associate editor for Mommyish.com. “The
stroller is a baby status symbol that your baby is not going to necessarily destroy in the first year. “
Another plus: with stroller names and silhouettes as easily
identified as the celebrities behind them — Look, there’s Adele pushing
baby Angelo in an
UPPAbaby
! There’s Sienna Miller and baby Marlowe cruising in a Bugaboo with an
adorable Andy Warhol cars print! — the stroller is actually a
cost-effective investment. “Most people can recognize a stroller from a
distance,” Vawter said. “With an $800 Tiffany rattle you have to get up
close.”
Some strollers are so over the top that they’ve become conversation
pieces, even for those with no interest in babies. Exhibit one: The $850
Origami, a power stroller that not only folds and unfolds itself, but
allows the user to charge a cellphone, and
check speed and mileage on the LCD dashboard. It comes with daytime running lights, a four-cup holder — and its own elaborately produced
YouTube video.
With about 900,000 hits, the film clip shows the stroller coming to
life and then collapsing itself like a crazy robot. And for those
parents worried that it might snap into action when Junior is inside,
the company website has a ready response:
“We’ve heard it before: Won’t it eat my baby? Never fear: the
Origami’s strictly vegetarian. Built-in sensors mean it won’t fold with a
child in the seat, and obstruction detection software means it stops
folding if there’s something in the way.”
Meanwhile, despite British press reports that the former Kate
Middleton allegedly told a group of Army wives she had bought a Bugaboo,
the cofounder of the buzzy, Hingham-based UPPAbaby expressed doubts
that the first shots of the royal couple’s baby will show the child in
the Dutch-made stroller.
“It would be pretty shocking if she did not push the baby out in a
Silver Cross Balmoral [pram], like William was pushed in as an infant,”
Lauren Monahan said. “After that, [Kate] will do her research and every
company is going to want her.”
That’s probably putting it mildly. As pregnancy, motherhood, and
babies themselves become ever more commercialized — embodied in the name
of the buybuyBaby chain — there’s a huge value in product placement.
As careful observers of the TV show “Modern Family” may have noticed,
when Sofia Vergara’s character brought her son home from the hospital
this season, he was tucked into an UPPAbaby car seat, and when he is
pushed around the neighborhood, it’s in an UPPAbaby stroller.
“We network with prop designers and set masters, and now we’re part
of their repertoire,” said UPPAbaby’s public relations director, Sarah
Hines, while emphasizing that her company does not pay to have its
products shown.
“Modern Family” “essentially introduced the new car seat for
UPPAbaby, she added, explaining that it had been shown at a trade show
but was not yet in stores when it made its TV debut in January.
“I can’t even tell you the interest,” said Monahan. “Friends from all over the world were getting in touch.”
Parents-to-be worried about the havoc a baby might unleash on their
style no doubt took note too. “You don’t want to turn into that frumpy
mom,” Laura Cook, a 6½ months pregnant dental hygienist wearing
three-inch leopard print heels, said as she checked out strollers at
Isis Parenting
in the Shops at the Prudential Center recently.
In Somerville, new mom Kristen Elworthy finds herself walking through
Davis Square with her baby Sienna and her Baby Jogger City Mini — and
surreptitiously checking out other strollers. “There are so many things I
never thought I’d care so much about,” she said.
Beth Teitell can be reached at bteitell@globe.com. Follow her on Twitter @bethteitell.
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